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Pickled Asparagus, Pickled Garlic, the world's only Bloody Mary Drink Mix with a pickled asparagus spear inside, Gourmet Condiments, Gourmet Mustards and Dressings is what you will find here. Since 1981 we have maintained the highest quality gourmet food products available.

All of our plaques are cut from Basswood. They vary in size, shape and shades. Since these are cut from a tree, we can’t guarantee the exact size. Our only size in oval is approx. 10” x 14” and square is approx. 10” x 14”. Random shapes and sizes are what give each individual piece its unique character. Each one is a one of a kind piece. WHEN THESE ARE GONE THERE WILL BE NO MORE MADE! ORDER TODAY FOR HOLIDAY OR BIRTHDAY GIFTS.
Lonesome Dove: Gus & The Sign #Q60406
$29.95
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ldq60406sue Capt. Agustus McCrae with the world famous "We Don't Rent Pigs" Sign laser engraved on a 10" x 14" Oval Basswood Plaque. Caption below sign "Wasn't the part about pigs bad enough for you? What's that last part say?" UVA UVAM VIVENDO VARIA FIT. Which means: A Grape Ripens In The Presence Of Other Grapes.
Lonesome Dove: Gus On Porch #Q60401
$29.95
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ldq60401sue Captain Agustus McCrae from the famous porch at The Hat Creek Cattle Company & Livery Emporium "UVA UVAM VIVENDO VARIA FIT" Which means: "A Grape Ripens In The Presence Of Other Grapes" laser engraved on a 10" x 14" Oval Basswood Plaque suitable for hanging.
Lonesome Dove: Gus & Call "Rude Behavior" #Q60410
$29.95
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ldq60410sue Gus & Call taken from the famous scene where Capt. Call saves Newt's life or at least from a terrible beating. Image is that of Gus roping Capt. Call holding the tongs from the blacksmith shop.The caption reads "I Hate Rude Behavior In A Man And I Won't Tolerate It!" is laser engraved on a 10" x 14" Oval Basswood Plaque.
Lonesome Dove: Capt. Call & The Cross # Q60418
$29.95
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ldq60418sue Capt Call image wiping tears from his face, The Donkey & The Cross laser engraved on a 10 x 14" Oval Basswood Plaque with the saying "Well There You Are Agustus, I Guess This Will Teach Me To Be More Careful About What I Promise In The Future" suitable for hanging.
Lonesome Dove: Gus "Surly Bartender " #Q60420
$99.95
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ldq60420sue Capt. Agustus McCrae's image and "Surly Bartender" are laser engraved into a 11.5" x 12.5" Oval Basswood Plaque with wall hanger installed. Gun: The 1849 Dragoon Cap & Ball Pistol is a six-shot massive framed horse pistol that was originally manufactured in .44 caliber. Authentic working action, wood grips. Held in place with 2 spring loaded brass bullets for easy access. Decorator models. This is a non-firing antique imitation firearm, a replica of authentic firearms designed and produced prior to 1898. These include Western, Civil War and Flintlock Pistols and rifles.
Lonesome Dove: Capt. Call "Kiowa Mare" #Q60411
$29.95
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ldq60411sue Capt. W.F. Call's image with saying "Hat Creek Cattle Company & Livery Emporium", "Aye I God Woodrow as long as you've worked around horses it looks like you would know better than to turn you back on a Kiowa mare", "Who said she was Kiowa?" laser engraved on a 10" x 14" Oval Basswood Plaque suitable for hanging.
Lonesome Dove Captain Call "Smoke Free Facility" #Q60424
$29.95
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ldq60424sue Texas Ranger Capt. W.F.Call says "This Is A Smoke Free Facility!" "I Hate Rude Behavior In A Man and I Won't Tolerate It! No Smokin'" laser engraved on a 10 x 14 oval Basswood Plaque suitable for hanging.
Lonesome Dove: Capt McCrae "No Smokin" # Q60425
$29.95
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ldq60425asue Capt. McCrea on a 10" x 12" Oval Basswood Plaque with saying: "It Ain't Dyin' I'm Talkin' About, It's Livin'" "If Yer Smokin' In Here, Yer Ass Better Be On Fire!"
Lonesome Dove: Set of 4 16 oz Ice Tea Glasses #Q65118
$39.95
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ldq65118sue1 Capts. McCrea & Call laser engraved with Texas Rangers, Hat Creek Cattle Company Lonesome Dove "Epic Adventure" on a set of 4-16 oz glasses. A perfect gift for those Lonesome Dove lovers! LAST SET LEFT, WHEN THESE ARE GONE THERE WILL BE NO MORE MADE! ORDER TODAY FOR CHRISTMAS OR BIRTHDAY GIFT!
Clint Eastwood "No Smokin Sign" #Q60717
$29.95
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ceq60717sue Clint Eastwood's No Smokin Sign laser engraved on a 10" x 12" Oval Basswood plaque saying "Hey Dude! That Sign Says " NO SMOKIN" Go Ahead Make My Day!! Light Up That Smoke!
Tom Selleck with gun Bill Hickock #Q60714
$99.95
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tsq60714sue Tom Selleck's image and "This Ain't Dodge City and You Ain't Bill Hickock" from the movie "Quigley Down Under" are laser engraved into a 11.5" x 12.5" Oval Basswood Plaque with wall hanger installed. Gun: 1860 Army Revolver used by both Union and Confederate forces, these legendary cap and ball revolvers are full size (13.5") and weigh a hefty 2 lbs 8 oz. The loading lever, hammer, trigger and cylinder action work like the rare, expensive originals. Manufactured with real wood grips, in blued barrel and simulated brass frame finish. Held in place by two spring loaded bullet holders for easy access. This is a non-firing antique imitation firearm, a replica of authentic firearms designed and produced prior to 1898. These include Western, Civil War and Flintlock Pistols and rifles.
Tom Selleck: Quigley No Smokin Sign #Q60716
$29.95
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tomsellickq60716sue Matthew Quigley's No Smokin' Sign on 10" x 12" Oval Basswood Plaque saying: Hey Dude The Sign Say's "NO SMOKIN" This Ain't Dodge City and You Ain't "Bill Hickock!" If You Light Up, The Only Thing In Here Smokin' Will Be My 44 COLT
John Wayne: "This Is A Smoke Free Facility! " #Q60718
$29.95
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jwq60718 John Wayne's No Smokin' Sign: This Is A Smoke Free Facility! Pardner If Yer Smokin' In Here Your Ass Better Be On Fire! No Smokin!! John Wayne Red River Brand 1948. Laser Engraved on a 10" x 12" Oval Basswood Plaque suitable for hanging.
Matt Dillon Gun Smoke # Q60706
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mdq60706sue Matt Dillon from the famous T.V. series Gun Smoke "I Take My Territory With Me" "Right Now, You're In It" laser engraved on a 10" x 14" Oval Basswood Plaque suitable for hanging
Matt Dillon "No Smokin Sign" #Q60719
$29.95
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mdq60719sue Matt Dillon's No Smokin Territory:"I Take My Territory With Me" "Right Now Mister Your SMOKIN'IN IT!" Laser engraved on a 12" x 11" Oval Basswood Plaque. Suitable for hanging. A must have for those Dillon Fans at Christmas!
Jesse James $25,000 Reward # Q60707
$79.95
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jjq60707sue Jesse James's image and "$25,000 Reward Wanted Dead or Alive Poster" are beautifully laser engraved into a 8" x 11" Basswood Plaque with wall hanger installed. This set features an antiqued 1849 pocket revolver. The .31 caliber small framed dragoon was used during the Gold Rush, Civil War and Old West eras. This hideaway model measures 7.75" in length with a 5 shot rotating cylinder, 3" metal octagonal barrel and wood grips. Decorator Model. The gun is held in place with two spring loaded brass bullet holders for easy access. This is a non-firing antique imitation firearm, a replica of authentic firearms designed and produced prior to 1898. These include Western, Civil War and Flintlock Pistols and rifles.
Elvis: Smoke Free Love Hut #Q62044
$29.95
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elvisq62044sue Elvis: The King Of Rock and Roll: Smoke Free Love Hut Sign: With the words "Love Me Tender Darlin'" laser engraved on a 14" x 12" Oval Basswood Plaque suitable for hanging. A great gift for the Elvis lover. Last one, when it's gone there will be no more!
Elvis: No Smokin Please Thank You #Q60721
$29.95
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elvisq60721sue Elvis: No Smokin Please, Thank You, Thank You, Very Very Much. Laser engraved on a 10" x 12" Oval Basswood Plaque suitable for hanging
Harley Davidson No Smokin Sign #Q62045
$29.95
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harleyq62045sue Harley Davidson Logo: Smoke Free, Lungs At Work! The Only Thing In Here Allowed To Smoke Is My "1932" 74 Big Twin Harley! Laser Engraved on a 14" X 13" Oval Basswood Plaque suitable for hanging.